Dueling

When two friends sit back to back in computer office chairs and begin masturbating at the same time. Then after a set amount of time, both turn around and fire their loads at each other.

A:"Hey dude I'm bored."
B:"Yeah, me too."
A:"Want to duel?"
B:"Sure, I love dueling!"
A:"Ready? Set. Go!"
B:"Aww man. I lost. Good game!"

by Best Friends Forever September 11, 2010

Duolingo

The most dangerous language learning app ever. Like seriously. It’s basically learn or die.

I’m learning Portuguese on Duolingo.

by Braseiro1234 June 1, 2020

duolingus

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My favorite foreplay is duolingus!

by ampmdoubleshot January 11, 2021

Dueling Analogs

A webcomic created by Steve Napierski that ridicules games. There is no consecutive plotline, as the comics take place within the games universes. Repeating features include Games I'm Glad Were Never Made, Rejected Mega Man Villains, and What If.

Man, Dueling Analogs was so funny today!

by Ento November 1, 2007

Duolingo

An app for language learning. It’s good at teaching you Spanish, but sucks at any other language.

James: I used Duolingo to learn to fluently speak and read Japanese!
Jessie: I think Pikachu knocked you on the head a little too hard.

by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

during-the-weakness

Getting extremely drunk on a small amount of alcohol. Only happens when you decided to drink during the week.

1. This Tuesday hangover is gonna suck donkey balls. I'm suffering from during-the-weakness!
2. This Saturday morning is awesome. I feel fine after all those tequilas last night. Fuck during-the-weakness!
3. Guy A: "Why is that i can hammer 19 beers on friday and saturday night, but only 5 from monday to thursday?"
Guy B: "You suffer from during-the-weakness, dude."

by chipa2 September 10, 2013

Duping Zaddy

Big men fucking. hot fucking men all over

Me:I am going to Duping Zaddy latter this evening

by supreme narcissist November 10, 2019