duche

Someone who does stupid shit to make them self hated and despised by the people around them. Consequentially this may be a fat person named Garret.

"that fat shit Garret is a duche"

by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007

duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.

Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.

by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007

Duche Bag

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University frat-boys.

"In order to join our fraternity, you must abandon decency and become a complete duche bag."

by Ace July 28, 2004

Duchepon

(adj) A cross between a douche and a tampon

DUDE YOUR A FUCKING Duchepon LE MAN DICK!

by xXxMANIACxXx September 12, 2009

ducheprint

The total amount of ducheness left behind directly or indirectly by a duchebag when they interact on an internet forum.

Because jim uses the internet day and night to voice his opinions his ducheprint is rather large.

by Riderman44 November 18, 2011

Ducheter

A ducheter is the wonderful conbination of duchebag and hipster. It is a peron who likes to be 'hip' to be 'cool,' but is really a complete duchebag.

"My name is Willow and I don't believe in AC in the summer"
"You're a real ducheter"

by Chaz31984 August 29, 2012

Doucheez

/ˈdo͞oSH,ēz/ Plural

Pompous adolescents easily identified by gaudy apparel, and resounding vulgarity. Most commonly fueled by off brand energy drinks, and high proof grain alcohol distilled in bathtubs. Indigenous (but not exclusive) to the Las Vegas Strip, and Downtown Huntington Beach.

I tend to avoid Las Vegas because of it's overwhelming population of Doucheez. douche douchebag bro Justin Bieber

by D-Row Roughknuckles November 8, 2017