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Dryer Vent

The dick that lives in your house rent free eating your socks.
John: I lost another pair of socks not sure where they went.
Tim: bet it was your fucking dryer vent!
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sky dryer

Device to rid the sky from clouds. Can only be operated by awesome flying ninjas. The advice resembles a katana with a violet blade. The sky dryer is unique and it is said, that is most often used to confuse the weather forecast. It's current location is unkown, however it has been spotted in several places all over the globe such as New York, Tokio, Bern and Wellington.

Recently a saying has evolved, regarding the managing of BBQ-parties.
Elvis: Aww! Man I was expecting rain today. If I knew this I would had the BBQ today.
Michael: Probably some dude used the sky dryer. These guys never stop.
by Karttibone January 11, 2010
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Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
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blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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fix the dryer

Zenner- "Yo u guys i gotta fix the dryer i think its on the frits again."

Wasted- " stfu dude ur just going to whack off"
by wasted July 15, 2006
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blow dryer

the act of getting head and shooting your load into the girls mouth. Then she spits it in your ass and you fart it out on her face
James gave nikki a BLOW DRYER! and she liked it!~
by Jsleezybeezy December 23, 2010
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A Bombing Dryer

A rare model of dryer created in 1990's. Only one was produced, and the manufacturer ceased production of new products straight after.

The name was created by a deranged lunatic, who had escaped from the Psych Unit and smeared the name on the pavement with his own excrement. The creator of the Bombing Dryer walked past this turd-tag and was instantly inspired.

The only existing model is located in Rockingham, Australia and is often seen traveling around the town with a group of people known as Bruzzez.

The only other product created by the manufacturer was a van which also was one of a kind. (See - Soonus Man Van)
"A,A,A,A Bombing Dryerrrrr"
by Hell Rebs February 22, 2008
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