Blow drier

A person who answers phone all day.

This guy works as a customer service and he's a blow drier.

by Vanilla12345 October 16, 2008

dried up penis

The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.

by wray May 18, 2006

freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life

ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!

by billmchperson August 31, 2008

dried piss

after pissing in a pan and cooking it in the oven on 350 degrees for 20 minutes you can scrape the dried piss off the pan and enjoy piss powder for instant piss when mixed with water. In some parts of africa dried piss is snorted for a euphoric hi

Dried piss is way better than kool aid

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

Driend

Having a friends who are drug affiliated.

Shellene: Man, im so keen for crystal meth, but i dont know a dealer.

Matt: You need some driends!

Makaila: YAY!

by macasorous October 8, 2011

driverdancing

A bit of drunk Riverdancing.

Irish step dance meets booze. Driverdancing is when you can mix booze and a bit of talent.

by Drizzle my nizzle January 16, 2010

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014