Douchecock

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.

Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.

by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010

Douchecock

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.

Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.

by brofist42 August 28, 2012

douchemac

that guy that decides to scare you as a joke and dies first in horror movies.

-Wow, I think we all knew that Adam Levine was going to be the douchemac of the new season of American Horror Story.

by maslugosi October 21, 2012

douchebacle

A debacle that is created by someone known for being a douche bag... hence a douchebacle.

Once Fred showed up, the whole event became a douchebacle.

by Warm Saggy Balls October 11, 2016

douchemaker

The parent of a douchebag kid

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"

by TimTebro June 30, 2016

douchehammered

A drunk guy hanging on a girl for dear life

Holy Shit! That guy is douchehammered! ( this is the masculine version of skankhammered)

by Daddy’o Rondog January 26, 2019

Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.

He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022