Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 6, 2019

doorknob guy

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.

by 20Jawless April 8, 2017

fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.

The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 25, 2017

Vietnamese Doorknob

While you and your partner have sex, your girl bends her legs over her body, revealing her vagina, and then you stick it in and constantly do 360-degree rotations.

A: Yo, I'm tired as fuck.
B: Why?
A: I gave Candice a Vietnamese Doorknob last night.
B: Oh...

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Kentucky Doorknob

To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.

Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!

by Wallace2422 August 3, 2015

dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango January 7, 2016

Dusty doorknob

Dusty doorknob a person who gives bad vibes or just basically dusty

Kierra is a dusty doorknob she give me bad vibes and always be dusty

by Unknownnowkyss December 25, 2020