Doniker

Carney slang for toilet.

Hey, where the fuck is the doniker in this joint?

by Cooper-Yeager November 20, 2013

Dikembe Mutombo

A retired Congolese American professional basketball player, last playing for the Houston Rockets of the NBA, now U.S. senator of Colorado. Mutombo at 7' 2", showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session. Mutombo punctuated his final block, a clean rejection of the Criminal Justice Reinvestment Act, with his signature finger wag.

Sen 1: "This healthcare bill may not include the public option, however..."

Sen 2: "Get that weak-ass legislation out of my house!"

Sen 3: "He just Dikembe Mutomboed his punk ass."

by Parhelium March 1, 2010

Okie-Doke

A moment of extreme unpleasantness. I.e. Being swindled; hood-winked; back stabbed; fucked over;

or, otherwise, screwed over.

That MF just pulled the old okie-doke on me with this sack of weed

by Snow Right May 29, 2019

Doker

A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.

"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."

by E-Donk November 17, 2009

dike spike

A short hairstyle usually warn by lesbians. It is longer in the front and spiked in the back.

Shelley came out of the closet by getting a dike spike at the hair dressers.

by i dropped the f bomb April 1, 2006

Spokey dokey

i) A condition of melancholy, mixed with feelings of the bittersweet.

ii) A longing for something unattainable, with the realization and coming to peace with the fact that this something is unattainable. Inspired by the piece "Spokey Dokey" from the series Cowboy Bebop.

"Are you gonna ask her out, or just stare at her all day?"

"Spokey dokey man, there isn't a chance."

by LicensesToStone December 21, 2008

Doakes

1.)An uncommon last name.

2.) A character on Dexter. The most badass character to ever to be on TV. His favorite words include "muthafucka" "psycho" "Asshole."

Doakes: We're looking for a muthafuckin' thief dealer

by Masuka July 28, 2010