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Dock Soliday 

This is a term referring to the act of one cowboy giving another cowboy, a reach-around, while inserting their pistols into their anuses, and shouting "reach for the sky". This act is usually permissable out in the desert, at night, under a full moon.
Out in the Sonoran wilderness, Earl and Ray proceeded to remove their holsters and bandanas, the must of day-old leather boot polish and moonshine, filled the tent, the two cowboys wrestled with their emotions, and after some dueling, both exchanged a dock soliday in the bitter cold of the desert night.
Dock Soliday by SometimeMaybe June 14, 2013
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dock surfing 

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!
"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."
dock surfing by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008
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A term used to describe a local girl who lives in a tropical place that cruises million-dollar yacht Marina docks looking for money, drugs, and immigration opportunities in exchange for sex with the yacht crew.
After the island dock box got all the coke and cash she could from the yacht captain, she moved on the the first mate.
dock box by maddy dog April 5, 2010

dock bling 

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
dock bling by dr.light September 27, 2010

dock puller 

The one responible for removing used condoms that have become lodged inside someone else's asshole. A service commonly used by gay men.
Cody pulled out to find he was missing the jimmy cap he had gone in with, so Jake had to call a dock puller to come in for removal.
dock puller by SdBstr#3 October 21, 2010

Dock Block 

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
Dock Block by LlordLlama October 16, 2012

Dock Queef 

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
Dock Queef by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013