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discomfuckulated

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.
"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"
by Shakey228 March 6, 2009
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A seizure caused by stressful reading.
"hey, did you hear that billy had a Discombangalangabohungolangadangaredodoehungalangabohungadingisbenisbadeebus during english yesterday?"

"A what?"

"a Discombangalangabohungolang--"
by Alakai October 15, 2018
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Diplomating

Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.
The man was diplomating in front of us as we grabbed our drinks at the bar.
by Chick Evans October 14, 2019
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discombobupanddownonmyknobulated

The confusion that arises while receiving oral sex
I couldn't answer the phone, being all discombobupanddownonmyknobulated.
by Nottooknown November 19, 2020
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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discommunication

DISCOMMUNICATION: when failed attempts to communicate result in no message getting across and constantly being dissed, pissed, and dismissed!
I'm so sick of all the discommunication in my communications department, nothing ever gets resolved and people are so disrespectful - tired of being pissed.
by acvdp February 3, 2017
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big stick diplomacy

Also known as the big stick policy, this was the foreign policy popularized by the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt in 1901. Essentially, one's assets were used to intimidate opponents rather than one's words.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, and you will go far." - Theodore Roosevelt, 1901

"I firmly believe in and practice big stick diplomacy when pursuing life goals."
by H.M.S. The Leopold December 29, 2008
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