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Dildoery

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
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dibdong

A combination of the words dibshit and dingdong meaning very stupid, especially useful when one does something stupid.
Goddamn it Daniel you had one job! You're such a fucking dibdong.
by Yes,Yes,AndYes April 25, 2019
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Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.
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Dildo McGee

A computer virus on your computer that causes a dildo to appear on your screen every five minutes and in a raspy voice say, "dildooo mcgeeeeeee".
Bob: Aw man I can't get rid of the dildo mcgee virus its making my mom think I'm watching gay porn.
Ryan: At least you don't have the blumpkin mcgee virus...
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Dragon dildo

A type of dildo that will shred your ass hole into oblivion if you're into that, especially if you have a reptilian fetish.
"That dragon dildo tore up my ass so good." Girl 1
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