Diddler

A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.

Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.

Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.'

'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'

'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'

by Shnony August 12, 2014

diddler

A guy who has such a small dick that when they go to have sex with a woman they just sit there and diddle with there penis.

That asian person is such a diddler

by asdfjakljsdf March 8, 2004

Bean Diddler

A rapist or child molester, especially a priest who favors little boys.

"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

Diddleshit

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

by Kilo D January 10, 2009

Diddles

Ecstasy pills. See Ecstasy pills beans

"Can't wait to get some diddles and get absloutely off my box"

by Penwicketh January 2, 2008

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

Diddler

1.A person who plays with himself alot.
2.A person that likes the world.
3.Person who owns a Diddle.

Andrew likes to Diddle when he looks at *PORNO*........YEAH

by Roy Bagdat November 5, 2003