stick out with my dick out

to appear to be important, but with one's penis exposed

I'm wearing a tuxedo to prom, but I know I'll stick out with my dick out.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick

Russel the one eyed muscle

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together

by Loren999 November 29, 2009

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

Dick Sick

When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.

Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick

by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019

dick stickers

australian slang for speedos or any other brief swimwear

check out the dick stickers on him

by Mike March 8, 2004

Dick-sick

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.

Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick

by Panda ash October 10, 2014

Dick Sticker

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."

That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...

by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009