dickbag

scotum; testicals, balls. The veiny sack attached to the underside of a penis.

DAG cuzzz! I snagged mah dickbag in mah zippa

by hushhush October 2, 2006

Dickbag

A condom.

Hey if your going to the store can you pick me up some dickbags?

by Austin Bissell February 3, 2015

Dickbag

Someone who is a real jerk or a jackass and is arrogant.

That guy is a real dickbag.

by Roxie Rose October 5, 2015

Dickbag

Condoms.

Before I smash this chick, I need to go to the store cause I’m out of dickbags

by EBreezie June 15, 2018

Dickbag

A man who is just a full on asshole

Ashley: Oh I have a date with my man tonight
Brianna: That man is a Dickbag why you still with him
Ashley: For the money and food

by JJJJJJJJKKKKKKK June 28, 2019

Dickbag

Donald Trump

Jeff: Man, the orange dickbag just tweeted more racist nazi garbage.

Jen: Not surprised, he is the biggest bag of dicks we have ever had anywhere near national political office.

Jeff: Yeah he is like a burlap potato sack full of dicks that somehow got elected instead of thrown off a pier with a barbell tied to it.

by N0mi Mal0ne July 23, 2019

Dickbag

A man who is not only an asshole but completely and utterly useless. They are cocky, however, they have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. They typically work minimum wage jobs and throw big ass pity parties every day. This is the kind of man who wears cheap chains, insults people as a hobby, and has a self esteem smaller than his very tiny penis.

The ugly grocery bagger at Walmart cussed me out over nothing! What a dickbag.

My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.

by Cash.mmoney July 26, 2021