Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

decimicrosecond

A tenth of a microsecond

100 nanoseconds is a decimicrosecond, bro.

by skuttleman September 11, 2025

Denominator Decimator

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Pure Decimation

The ultimate in destruction. Sometimes referred to as a god. Usually gets angry easily and can be expected to erupt if pushed over the edge. Also is to be considered the God of Sexual "Fun times"

That kid was such a Pure Decimation last night at the party.

by thatkidnextdoor October 21, 2010

dewey decimal system

like penis but different

Check out my Dewey Decimal System... Its HUGE!!!

by shsjfdjhsfiuashfljkshbvkcljhsd February 11, 2014

terminating decimal

i looked this up for my math homework but couldnt find it so here ya go i had to figure it out myself a terminating decimal is a decimal without a end

person 1: what does terminating decimal mean ? i looked it up in the urban dictionary but didnt find it .

person 2: its a decimal without a end, For example, 1 / 4 can be expressed as a terminating decimal: It is 0.25. In contrast, 1 / 3 cannot be expressed as a terminating decimal, because it is a recurring decimal, one that goes on forever.

person 1: woah your a human calculator ! wow

by terminating decimal November 22, 2021

Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.

LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023