Detective Mills

When a naked man is on top of a woman & tries to tickle her. His penis is between her legs & she laughs so hard that she farts. Causing a vibration on his penis.

Larry was naked & jumped on top of me. He tickled me so bad gave him a Detective Mills! Lol

by #FreeMason September 10, 2019

Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.

Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded

by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021

alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.

"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"

by sfy January 6, 2008

detec

an undercover police car, a crown vic with a normal paint job that a detective drives

oh shit, there goes a detec!

by alex campione November 25, 2007

Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.

Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009