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A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
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detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.
I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
by rentboi May 25, 2005
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Detective Noname

Detective Noname is a detective who, while remains anonymous, solves cases with action-packed style and incredible grit.
Woah, they should make a movie and a book, in either order, of the brilliant Detective Noname
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020
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detective nene

Mwah<3 detective nene is such a pretty and beautiful person! And he’s so cool I’m glad we’re friends<3 and I hope she realizes how cool xe is #livelaughlove
“Woah look at him isnt he cool?”

“Yeah, that’s my friend detective nene and she’s chill”

“Whats her pronouns?”

“He uses any!!”

IDK IF THIS WAS GOOD OR NOT..
by Buggettey October 10, 2021
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Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.
by Captain titties April 6, 2017
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flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.
I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.
by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018
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Porn Detective

Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.

Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.
Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."
by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021
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