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Derk

A dickhead and jerk combined.
That guy is such a derk.
by AeriesZu August 27, 2025
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derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
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derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
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Derk

A dank meme term used to describe something or someone in a negative or foolish manner. Often said when someone does something stupid, awkward, or just plain embarrassing. Think of it as calling someone a goof, but with more internet flavour.
"You are a derk"
"Derk moment"
by Sigmaboi enigma May 12, 2025
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Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.
“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”
by Derk maxer February 29, 2024
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