Derf run

A journey taken with friends more for the company than the eventual destination.

1: Hey you wanna walk to 7-11?

2: Dude, it's like 2 miles away - let's just drive.

1: Naw, man, it'll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.

by hatmunch January 18, 2009

Circle Derf

A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.

"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"

"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."

"Woa, who was the victim?"

"Your mom."

by Haywood Jublome June 22, 2008

derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.

by Stoph R. January 19, 2008

derf

a derf, otherwise know as an idiot is used when someone is being stupid (an idiot)

“Quick being a derf, ya derf”

by derf14 June 29, 2019

Derf

The number between 6 and 7

"Yo what's that number"
"Nigga, it's Derf"

by killingbird September 9, 2016

Derf

In mid-Michigan slang, to trip or fall.

I derfed it so hard on the trail this morning!

by Jnnza January 24, 2021

Herfing the derf

It is discribed as "Fucking the fucked"; To have sexual intercourse with a fucked up person. May sound unusual in a way to make people just say: "Was that a threaten?" or Having no idea of what has been said..

DUDE!? I totally saw you and ashley herfing the derf with each other.

Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?

by TheGuyWhoCanTalkLikeThis August 7, 2011