dumphole

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.

Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!

by Rob Porter May 15, 2008

desphinctify

Verb: To rid an area of assholes.

"Dude, it is definitely time to desphinctify this party."
or...
"I can't wait till January 09 when they desphinctify the White House."
or...
"This would be a great class if the professor could manage to desphinctify it."

by Snows June 6, 2008

Dempsey

Zhe absolute ugliest creature I have ever seen! Unt I have seen lots of ugly things! Dempsey (also known as Tank) is a US Marine unt all but he really is just annoying unt gets in my way, Taken and Nikolai are much better assets to zhe Treyarch Zombies Crew.

“Hello Dempsey... ah, it’s just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE!”

by TheDoctor935 November 27, 2018

Dimpho

Dimpho is a lady thats strong and always motivates people to do better, Dimpho has a generous heart and she always knows how to make people laugh and lastly she's Ayanda's soul mate

I love Dimpho

by Iheartnoon September 3, 2022

Jack Dempsey

A "Jack Dempsey" refers to one beating his meat very aggressively, as the legendary boxer Jack Dempsey flogged his opponents.

Dude, I got so excited over that midget porn I was watching that I stole some face cream from my sister's make-up bag and gave myself a "Jack Dempsey". Now my pecker is sore.

by Midnight Stroker August 21, 2008

demophiliac

A person who takes up a sudden obsession with the supernatural.

Tim: Dang man, Steve just bought a weegee board.
Jason: Let him have his fun, hes just a demophiliac.

by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009

Dephoned

When a phone company is not able to transfer old phone numbers to a new cell phone and you deliberately do not enter certain numbers in the new cell phone.

A - Hey, what's going on?
B - Who is this?
A - This is Mike.
B - Oh sorry. I dephoned you when I got my new cell phone.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010