decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.

by GolfMaven May 2, 2006

decircumcise

The process by which a male who has been circumsiced reverses the process to once again achieve total skin coverage of his glans. There are surgeries which provide near instant results, but men who take this route are often not happy with these results. There are several non-surgical methods, such as tugging, tapping, and various other methods and devices to help grow out the foreskin naturally. This process takes much longer, often over a period of months to years, but men are almost always beyond satisfied with the results.

A male who decircumcises himself will loose the thick, dry layer on his glans , a process called dekeratinization, which will grant him a massive increase in sensation and orgasmic power. The restored foreskin will also change its tissue function: the tissue which directly covers and has near constant contact with the glans grows soft and will release fluid, keeping the glans near constantly lubricated, which both aids in dekeratinization and acts as a natural lubricant for any form of sexual activity.
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After 1 year of decircumcising himself, John had found he had gained nearly 1 and 1/4 inches of foreskin, which he could roll back and forth with ease.

by Restoredforthebetter August 19, 2017

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

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by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

decisiophobia

fear of making decisions

someone has decisiophobia when they cannot make decisions confidently

by Eric McCauliffe May 11, 2006

Business Decision

The term Business Decision is used to rationalize a seemingly irrational choice in the face of obvious or logical alternatives. Often, there appears to be no logic whatsoever in a "Business Decision" which is coincidently very often the case. The term Business Decision is frequently used by executives and managers at corporations to describe a poor decision while either saving face or avoiding laughing uncontrollably.

"We made a 'Business Decision' to use a service that is offered by a key business partner at ten times the price of an effective alternative from a different supplier."

by rock well August 8, 2012

Decider

A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.

"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."

by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006