< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency
by BlueEagle July 30, 2008
Get the manual deficiency mug.Lack of training in the area in-which he/she should have learned; causing deficient learning knowledge
The learning knowledge that a child/person should have learned with in a time period can cause a learning deficient.
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)
by Kajai200 November 12, 2013
Get the learning deficient mug.A mental health sickness primarily caused by not being in the location Cicero.
Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero
Severe symptoms may include
•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero
Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero
Severe symptoms may include
•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero
by CTBK April 16, 2022
Get the Cicero-deficiency mug.Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.
Common side effects:
Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.
Not to be confused with:
Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.
Treatment options:
Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.
Common side effects:
Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.
Not to be confused with:
Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.
Treatment options:
Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
•“She didn’t even say thank you after everything I did. That girl’s got a serious case of gratitude deficiency.”
by Mrs.Get.Dough May 14, 2025
Get the Gratitude Deficiency mug.Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025
Get the Gratitude Deficiency mug.When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
by GeosWorld April 23, 2023
Get the Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome mug.GRID (Gay Related Immune Deficiency) Is Another name for AIDS before it was changed in 1983.
The name is Pretty Self Explanatory, GRID Happens to most Homosexual men.
The name is Pretty Self Explanatory, GRID Happens to most Homosexual men.
by YouAreMySunshine135135 April 5, 2024
Get the Gay Related Immune Deficiency mug.