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Derick

Derick is a person who is gay and looks like he likes little boys. Someone who is obsessive and can’t take no for an asnwer
Bro stop being such a Derick it’s weird!
by Brostawp April 18, 2023
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derrick

Derrick is a mischievous yet lovable ferret who loves to explore and have adventures. He's always up for an adventure, no matter how big or small! Derrick has a zest for life that can't be matched by any other animal. His enthusiasm knows no bounds and he'll never turn down the chance to try something new!

He also enjoys snuggling with his best friend Glegle, playing hide-and-seek in the garden, and raiding pantries looking for snacks. Glegle and Derrick met online in a chatroom dedicated to nonbinary nonspecific animals. They quickly became friends, bonding over their shared love of cute stuffed shark toys named blahaj. Glegle is very friendly and loves meeting new people, while Derrick can be a bit shy at first but quickly warms up to others. Both of them have great senses of humor and always make each other laugh.

Glegle and Derrick's favorite appetizer is a plate of fresh vegetables with dip. They especially love crunchy carrots, celery sticks, cucumber slices, bell peppers, grape tomatoes, broccoli florets, cauliflower florets and zucchini slices served with creamy ranch or hummus dip.

Glegle and Derrick's favorite dessert is ice cream sundaes! Glegle and Derrick love to get together for a special treat of ice cream sundaes. They especially like the ones with lots of toppings, such as sprinkles, chocolate chips, gummy bears or even cookie dough pieces.
Derrick also has a soft spot for Glegle, the nonbinary nonspecific animal he calls his best friend. Together they make quite the dynamic duo, getting up to all sorts of mischievous antics! But don't let that fool you; deep down inside this little guy just wants someone to love him unconditionally - even if it means playing pranks on them in return!
by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 18, 2023
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ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.
is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?
by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013
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The Derrick

A massive mammal of human like shape and build. It appears to know English.
The Derrick struck the woolly mammoth in the side and it fell with tremendous force.
by Milton Burroughs March 28, 2016
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Justin Derick

A flawless human being. Most likely to be a basketball star player in the future. At Genshin Gods.. fan siya ni Zyrah Angela.. Hi justek
“Wow gashong is that Justin Derick?! Shet pa pic ko be..”
by win2rr October 15, 2022
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Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.
by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017
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Derrick

Meaning intellectual, or very bright.
Also, may be the stage of inercourse when the male may become aroused, or sexually ready for intercourse. When semen flows to the penis. When the penis becomes excited and gets hard and "stands up", for the sexual pleasure of a female, or another male.
Felmale: "Hunny, did you Derrick yet?"
Male: "Wait, I just got it, let's go!"
by Sarah, the pediatrician December 9, 2007
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