Deadpool Zombies

A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.

Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.

Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)

A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:

"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"

"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"

by DP Magno October 8, 2015

Deadpool

Badass spider-man but its not spider-man but he is spider-man.

"Yikes Mydozer, Deadpool just kicked Wolverines ass!"

by Mydozer October 8, 2018

Deadset

Australian slang, meaning 100% true, and legit

Michael Jordan is deadset the greatest basketball player I’ve ever seen

by bung up August 22, 2018

deadout

Something that is finished or over, used by JME to describe someones flow in the song Deadout

"blud your flow is deadout!"

"cuz this zoot is deadout"

by J-Boi-Blue February 25, 2008

Deadmonton

The name described for a population of people that happen to inhabit Edmonton and don't like to do adventure outside households after school/work.

Wanna go to a movie tonight? Nah, theaters closed down in deadmonton.

Friend 1, "Feel like going out? It's Friday!!!"
Friend 2, "Ya but there's nowhere fun to go."
Friend 1, "Fuckin Deadmonton."

by Hipster Fuck December 1, 2009

Deadbolt

To pin your partner in a position that they cannot get out of while involved in sexual intercourse.

Emily wanted me to fuck her hard last night. To show her I was boss I had to get on top and deadbolt her to the bed

by Uptown Livy April 10, 2017

Deadwood

Inability to get or maintain an erection.

I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.

by ucaneatadick October 16, 2008