funeral damage

In Dungeons & Dragons or similar game, when a player's minimum damage is enough to defeat an enemy but the player desires to see the resulting damage, this is referred to as rolling "funeral damage."

GM: What's the minimum damage for your dagger attack?
Player 1: Let's see, it's dee-four plus eight. So, nine.
Player 2: Don't forget sneak attack.
Player 1: Oh duh. Two dee-six means two more.
GM: Eleven damage is enough to kill this guy. You just need to hit.
Player 1: Woo! Seventeen on the die! Eat it!
GM: Okay, it's dead.
Player 2: Wait a second, you get to roll like, three dice. DO IT.
GM: Fine. Roll funeral damage.
Player 1: Nice! Twenty-one damage.
GM: He only had three hit points left.

by dither April 28, 2014

Killem Damage

When a Person in Apex Legends drops low damage

“BRO HOW THE FUCK YOU GET 14 DMG‼️“ - Killem Damage

by TRLPPLN May 5, 2021

Big Dick Damage

when the power is just too much the world simply gets overwhelmed by youre large pp size

the more Big Dick Damage. The more a Virgin you are.

by maximumdamage September 29, 2018

secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

by Mattdiction July 22, 2021

domain

An area, region or place that usually belongs to someone; i.e. territory.

'The sewer is the domain of the rat.'

'urbandictionary.com is an Internet domain signifying the on-line territory of those who run the Urban Dictionary.'

by phantom oddity November 3, 2005

Demag

Pronounced 'D' 'Ma' 'Gha'

The Hindi Translation is Brain/Mind..Can deal with a wide variety of things like someone's intelligence and wit..

But Guys refer to it as a girls ability to give good head..

Yo Lemme tell you something..I dont give a fuck about her heart cause her Demag is off tha chain...

by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008

Eminent Domain

A once benifical law used to aquire lands from owners at market value who refuse to sell for the use of public goods and servaces. i.e. railroads, roads, powerlines, parks. Was used only in extreme cases when the expence to goverment would be far to high i.e. a road is already built with one house in the way of expantion. Due to a recent appalling ruling by the supreem courts contary to the U.S. constution and the creation of De Jure Naturae et Gentium it now allows for city corts to STEAL!! land from private owners for private use and gain i.e. taking houses and farms for malls factories for less than market price.

"Go ahead and try to claim eminent domain on my residence for private gain see what happens you'll need more than a swat team to get me out"

by De Jure Law March 31, 2008