DMS

I don't know what DMS means.

The girl was receiving creepy DMs.

by SLEDGE1998 September 27, 2019

DMS

During Menstrual Syndrome; relating to PMS (Pre-mentrual syndrome) and AMS (After-menstrual syndrome), for the woman who is a bitch no matter the time of the month.

She is has got a serious case of DMS, but then again, she's a bitch all month long!

by Tov-Dawg February 22, 2009

DMS

Similar to DYS (meaning drill yourself), but instead of telling someone else to drill themselves to death. You are saying you want to drill yourself to death.

Person 1: "I want to go to a party and have some fun."
Person 2: "Right after I wanna dms with a sharp drill."

by AWealthyReptilian July 11, 2016

The DM

The Dookie Monster; a.k.a. when your stomach is hurting really bad and you know that you may not be able to make it to the bathroom before you crap your pants.

Friend 1: Oh crap!
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: The DM's knocking!
Friend 2: Hahaha

by Ash61810 May 28, 2011

Dm

An abbreviation of the phrase "Dick Muncher"

Is typically used as an insult, or to describe a person who enjoys the company of the proverbial manflute ;)

I hate that guy, he's a total dm
Woah dude, don't you think that's a bit far
No, he totes is fam

by Famallamalam May 23, 2016

DMS

a really gay Americas Army clan that takes it up the ass and are all a bunch of southern hicks. They alll suck at the game and have no life.

{DMS}Gen. Finger: This is ur general speaking..(in a hick accent)
{DMS}Kikaxe: im a 32 yr old man who does nothing but play Americas Army. I work at Denny's yea!!!!1one I have wife n kids but when they talk to me i just say shut up or ill kill u!
{DMS}Gen. Finger: i hold down the talk button on ts so u can hear me cough ^.^
{DMS}Chaos:......IM MEXICAN!
{DMS}0mb: wtf Gen. did u just say come get ur dick sucked? wow ur gay im leaveing.
{DMS}Super_P.O.S.: yea me 2 and not b/c were hacking...FUCKING HICKS
{DMS}Kikaxe: I'd rather play AA then have sex with my wife..i love u general finger.

by Scott...yea u kno the awesome one February 14, 2005

DMS

Degenerative Monk Syndrome (DMS), this occurs when a teacher is initially held with high regard and slowly their fuckups pile up and become unlikeable

But a common symptom of DMS is a teacher claiming to have informed their students of something that they actually have not informed anybody of

Another is providing unintentionally false information about important deadlines/ event dates

by KingBeats June 4, 2015