diddle daddy

Like a sugar daddy but for underage teens.

Man Emile, I hate high school! I need to find me a diddle daddy to pay my way.

by Swag dog millionaire February 3, 2020

diddle her twat

To touch a vagina in anyway. Ususally takes place while drunk and or stoned. Most diddlers wigle the middle three fingers of their hand around the clit unless you've got a reall saggy one then you can diddle away all over the place.

Guy 1 - I really want to go meet the girl over there.
Gyu 2 - You pussy, just go diddle her twat.

by Goggs July 24, 2008

diddle-o

mentally challenged or crazy.

an old London expression for someone either a bit simple or downright psychotic.

often found lurking in re-runs of "The Sweeney" or "Minder"

"Why is that bloke walking round in circles?"

"Dunno, I reckon he's a bit diddle-o"

by Dougal474 October 26, 2006

diddle stick

Despite the naughty-sounding name, a diddle stick is actually just a small non-conductive screwdriver-like tool for making fine adjustments to components inside a variety of electronic devices.

Yes, it's supposed to be small.

Diddle stick may be hyphenated (diddle-stick) or combined to form one word (diddlestick).

Engineer 1: Crap! I got my diddle stick wedged inside the gonkulator housing again!
Marketing Drone: What were you doing with... never mind; I don't want to know.
Executroid: Ewww! I'm never touching the gonkulator again!
Engineer 2: Hee! They have no idea what a diddle stick is, do they...

by drox July 2, 2007

diddle your bean

to ask a girl if you can pleasure her clitorally

"hey,can i diddle your bean?"baby!

by 7& October 23, 2009

diddle trophey

A child, which in most cases proves that the female the child is with diddles...or fucks.

Look, she's got a diddle trophey in the back seat, you know she be fuckin.

by aRaKNiD September 5, 2008

diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy

"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."

by Watchus34 June 22, 2017