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DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.
Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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dicklicker

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker
by johs May 24, 2008
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dickflick

the absolute complete opposite of a chickflick. made for groups of men to watch together and express sentiments of repressed cromagnon agression. the cinamatic equivelent of a circle jerk. a movie with gratuitous amounts of primative violence and male dominated sex. typically with minor or subtle philosophical points to elude the female mind. main actors are always large powerful men who are fearless.
i thought my girlfriend would enjoy fightclub, however she seemed very unimpressed. i think she didn't understand it because it was really more of a dickflick
by francisfarmer211 March 20, 2009
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dicklick

hey dicklick, whats up?
by ** June 26, 2003
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Romantic Dickflick

A movie that has a romantic love story but men only watch it for the women in it.
I can't understand why Johnny loves Coyote Ugly so much it must be a Romantic Dickflick.
by davideo October 12, 2009
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Dicklickity

Refers to a person that happens to lick a lot of dick either literally or figuratively, which could be for reasons beyond their control or it might just be that they just happened to enjoy it.
Dicklickity - Figurative use:
Steve: Dam it Carlos, that’s the third time in a row you have raised me all-in.

Carlos: laughs … ha ha ha

Steve: You know Carlos, you are being very dicklickity tonight.

Dicklickity - Literal Use:
I’ve notice that Sarah seem to be out a lot at night with different big wigs at the company

Brandon: Did you know Sarah just got promoted to regional manager. She and I were hired at the same time just under three years ago.

Cameron: Yes, that is what I was referring to, Sarah is very dicklickity with the bosses. She’s had 3 promotions in the past 9 months alone.

Brandon: Hmm, I wonder if I can get her to put a licken on my dicken.

Cameron: I wouldn’t count on it. She is at least 2 dicklickity pay grades above you by now and has no reason too.
by JoeCool813 January 29, 2017
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