french dentist

When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.

Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.

by AlexanderTehGreat January 2, 2017

Bangkok dentist

The act of taking a partner from behind and at moment of climax taking a toothbrush that you have inserted into your ass and brushing there teeth with the shit covered brush.

watch out for the Bangkok dentist

by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

russian dentist

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum.

Guy: What did you do last night?
Girl: I went to SAE.
Guy: How'd that go?
Girl: I got roofied and when I came to, a guy had his dick in my mouth brushing my teeth with his cum and his dick.
Guy: Wow thats fucked up.
Girl: yeah, I apparently got a russian dentist because it is written on my forehead.
Guy: That's why they are called Sexual Assault Expected.

by white teeth lover March 13, 2009

5th dentist

when a girl uses a mans jiz to brush her teeth.. 4 out of 5 dentist prefer colgate, the fifth prefers jiz

i just used this mans 5th dentist for toothpaste

by KMC 4 LIFE September 20, 2006

dingleberry dentist

when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs

no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist

by thomas longwood April 16, 2004

dentist time

2:30 (tooth hurty)

- what time is it, Dad!

- dentist time!
- what?
- 2.30, tooth hurty - dentist time! Get it!
- *groan* that's weak!

by demicrim March 15, 2010

Angry Dentist

Go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet.

Julie needs headgear after last night's Angry Dentist.

by Diditforthelulz January 14, 2008