Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020

National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

International send nudes day (official)

6th October is International send nudes day (official) Send a nude to any person your comfortable with! Happy Sending nudes!

Person 1: Hey its international send nudes day (official) here you go! *sends nude*

Person 2: Thank you so much I'll send one back *sends nude*

by VandalisimIsFun:) October 5, 2021

judgement day (us office episode)

the deleted episode of the office, in which michael is insecure about his new suit, and tries to jump out the building because of it. this episode has since been deleted after a law suit with the office (uk) and the cast has been banned from talking on it. therefore there is a lot of debate around the episode, but yes, the judgement day episode is real.

man i wish id watched judgement day (us office episode)..
whats judgement day (us office episode) ??

only the best deleted office episode ever !!!

by judgementdayofficeusisreal December 14, 2022