If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 30, 2011
Get the Testicular Combustion mug.To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.
This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'
Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'
Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?
Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
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Another word for slut.
Also used to describe a female or male who ingests abnormal quantities of male reproductive fluids.
Also used to describe a female or male who ingests abnormal quantities of male reproductive fluids.
She is such a cumbucket.
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