little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide
I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.
by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009
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by John Doe January 17, 2004
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Get the crusties mug.When an arsehole is not correctly wiped and after a few hours the left over excrement goes dry and crusty, thus leavin crusties attached to bum hair.(note after exercise sweat may cause these to dissolve and let off an unpleasant smell)
He was in a rush and did not wipe his ass properly, after his nightly training he realised a real bad smell was comin from his rear end. and thn said to his friends "oh shit i hav crusties"
by fritz69 May 29, 2007
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I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.
by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011
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Stumbled into the Ozric Tenticles tent, tripped over a dog on a string and had mexican mushrooms shoved up my jumper by a unwashed hippy. I love the smell of crusties in the summer.
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