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crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003
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Cruncked

to be insanly drunk and/or high
I'm fuckin' CRUNCKED yo!
by big billy October 12, 2004
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hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!
by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009
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crunchundrum

A conundrum involving crunchy foods, especially cereals such as Chex.
Person A: "We're out of Chex Mix!"
Person B: "What a crunchundrum!"
by GoodMorningWeHaveWaffles July 31, 2011
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crunching a grumpy

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.
by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006
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banana splits off the nuts crunchin

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.
Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!
by mochiko September 14, 2008
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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
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