Cuchi cruncher

1. One who eats a women’s vaginal parts

2. Person who crunches cuchi

1. Damn girl, my girlfriend be such a cuchi cruncher but i like it.
2. I like to be a cuchi cruncher.

by Cg2345 July 27, 2018

Number cruncher

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"

Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher

by Rim jobs February 16, 2015

nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER November 21, 2007

cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.

"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 14, 2004

pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

eureka leap cruncher

A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.

The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.

by Gary Schroeder December 03, 2020