Cruncheazy

To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.

This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.

1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."

2- Crunchy?

1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!

by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

crunchenberrysnucklefucker

a fat hobo drinking vodka behind a store trying to direct people to the nearest pizza place

hey you hobo wats up,"go left then strait then you will find the pizza place" ok thanks you crunchenberrysnucklefucker

by doug or doogie October 14, 2008

cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015