liz crouchin it up

when you know a girl who loves bumping uglies with many a partner.. this is known as a total whore, slut, bitch, cunt, wench, dick sucke, loves anal.

any guy: (watching a girl gettign fucked) yo man shes liz crouchin it up

by brian bobby1 May 11, 2008

Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

by 60 Central March 18, 2008

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

by Infobucket January 16, 2010

Couchman

Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.

Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum

by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017

Couchmandude

That one dude that was on your couch once for a bit

I got a couchmandude hogging the tv in the living room

by Keveanureeves December 30, 2022

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.

Run away!!!!!!!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 25, 2004

Crotchanky

To place a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex in your gitch for pre-ejaculatory purposes.

Context: Hey, you packin your crotchanky?!

by Technukrainian March 3, 2011