Crotchet

1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. The combination of crotch and rocket

1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"

by Shadow Link (Tyler) July 16, 2008

Crotchless pants

Pants worn by a man or woman. For a woman its to show what a prime pussy she has and for a man its like in your face world get over it.

Kathy's got on crotchless pants.

by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004

crotcheled

the feeling like having a stick up ur ass

ouch this chair is making me feel all crotcheled

by Rind Orange June 27, 2006

crotchicre

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

by Syrus October 6, 2006

Crotchject

A project pertaining to or involving the genital area (male or female.)

Jenny: What are you doing with that pad?
Betsy: Trying to make it more comfortable, it's my new crotchject.

by foolishfiend April 14, 2009