A school full of white Jewish teens and rednecks that love to vape in the bathrooms, suburban kids that swear they're ghetto and blast Kodak black and xxxtension cord on speakers thinking they're cool, and where football is the most glorified sport by the athletic directors but the team is completely trash. The running back kinda nice tho cant lie.
The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.
The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.
Person 1: Yo bro, you go to school in broward county? That must be lit asf
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.
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Worker 1: "Today was so s***ty! I can't wait to get outta here and go to this f**k'n party! You down?"
Worker 2: "Can't dude, got a clopen....."
Worker 1: "F****************CK" :/
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Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
by IQ 158 May 16, 2011
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