King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.

"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."

by CoomKing April 1, 2022

Coom

Slang for water. Commonly used in the United States Outlying Islands.

"I need to get a cup of coom, my throat is parched"

"Ok, get me one too"

by Wei_lin October 26, 2020

Coomalah

The good sensation you get after pooping

I just had the best Coomalah after eating that burrito last night.

by coomalahmaster October 1, 2009

coombe boy

coombe boys school is filled with :
neeks,fuck boys,wannabe roadmen and drug dealers. they turn up at mc d’s after school wiv coombe girls thinking there all hard but there all just really wet dons and wankers.

look it’s that ugly man whore frm coombe boys

by wetdons1234 February 7, 2019

Coomer

Somebody who's best friend is their dick.

Ok coomer.

by mymiddlenameisliterallybitch September 10, 2020

Coombsey

A person who finds themselves uncontrollably attracted to people unable to speak in the same language as them or unable to speak at all.
CHARACTERISTICS: Sloping forehead (not dissimilar to a caveman), arching back and long arms that hang below his knees when standing upright
HABITAT: Wherever food is unattended

If that Chimpanzee wasnt holding a wallet he'd look just like Coombsey!

by Billy Ray Bob December 27, 2005

CoomCave

A dark depressing gamer room, filled with cum stains old use crusty shirts/socks, and a piss stained bed. CoveCaves are the “Coomers” domain, you rarely see any sign of women activity in them.

Bro come and look at my new CoomCave, I got a new desktop Monitor for my $15000 computer

by Coomer July 1, 2020