crown and coke

A mixture of Crown Royal and Coke. Very good and has the potential to fuck you up very fast if mixed with an unusual ratio.

Bill drank 12 crown and cokes last night and had to dish out $60 for his bar tab.

by Matt April 18, 2005

daddy better make me choke

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick

Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke

by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017

chokehold

"chokehold" is a compound meaning a tight hold. it might very close so that the person held might feel choke.

You must be in Cupid's chokehold.

by Jasmine Neville April 10, 2007

bowl choker

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

by alan steel October 17, 2008

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

by swordy January 17, 2013

choke the bowl

(v) to clog the toilet with a massive load of pooh without the aid of charmin.

After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.

by pooh master March 6, 2009

Choke Artist

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.

by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007