CRAFTY CRANBERRY

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.

"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!

by mayercrafter July 26, 2009

lara croft

Lara croft "star" of tomb raider seen as the perfect woman by some (nerds), she has brown hair, big lips, big hips and big tits. Notable in her sex noises as she jumps, climbs etc. usually seen in a green top and brown shorts with boots. She is a grave robber, somewhat like indiana jones.

"oooh ahhh ooooooooo"
-whats that?
-just lara climbing a wall

by NatETheOracle August 4, 2005

crafty shufti

An expression brought back to Australia from Palestine after First World War by returning soldiers. This expression has its roots in the Arabic word 'shufti' (sic) and means in Australian slang to have a look or have a peek, usually at something out of the ordinary.

Hey mate, take a crafty shufti at that piece of crumpet.

by Geoffrey Walker February 17, 2006

Crafty wog

definition..__
the crafty wog is a human of dark colouring who insists on being overly crafty when eating chicken or walking past police.
It also need cannabis to survive in his territory of lambeth

Who took all the weed? Must have been the crafty wog..

by Jaymandot December 9, 2008

crafty

basically....

sean connery's character in entrapment.

"dude, sean connery's character in entrapment is fucking crafty."

by Miles Buckley April 28, 2008

Lara Croft

Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.

Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Croft

A poor attempt at "fixing" or upgrading an airsoft gun. Factors include poor workmanship, unsuited materials, assumed skill, & lack of tool control. Work & new parts may not as stated.

"Be careful, you might croft it"

"I may have to break out the dremel & do some crofting."

"His gun was totally crofted, wires hangin out!"

by hotstryke April 1, 2009