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Nostalgia Critic

A man who was once an internet God. Now, an internet punchline.
A: "Hey you want to hear a Joke"
B: "Sure"
A: "The Nostalgia Critic"
B: (Laughs)
by j@mbo February 10, 2021
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Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.
James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.
by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009
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criticise

Criticize; comment on in an unflattering manner
Do not unjustly criticise as it is wrong to point out wrongs!
by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
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Critical Ops

A Skill Based FPS Game Created By Critical Force, It Has 2 Modes. Defuse And Deathmatch.
"Skill Based" YeahRight. A Lot Of Hackers Play This Game
somerandomnoob: Hey lets play critical ops
somerandompro: fk you imma play csgo
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critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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Critical Race Theory

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!
by Spicyspectrum July 20, 2021
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Critical Race Theory

A tactic used by many African Americans that ignores their own culture and their inability to maintain a stable functioning society. They view everything through a racial perspective.
The critical race theory is taught in schools today and the scary fact is that the Democrats are all for it.
by MrTrayBorrosInCo January 16, 2022
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