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Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.
by Curlygirl April 13, 2013
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Crayon Muncher

rufio a boy who lives in newbrige soulthwales vallies
by beanfarmer July 16, 2003
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Crayon

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
by blabalaba<3 May 28, 2009
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croydon

The greatest fuckin place ever. Shits on other London Boroughs like Bromley, Sutton and Lewisham.
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crayton

A male (usually teenage) who is incredibly musically talented. He is proficent at multiple instruments, and the marvel of his social group for said musical abilities.
A typical crayton is not super attractive but has the average boy-next-door look going for him. However, his musical abilities instantly make him seem more attractive.
Julie: Wow, Jim, I had no idea your friend is such a crayton!
Jim: Oh, yeah, he also plays ukelele...
Julie: He's so cute...
by earthling98 April 14, 2014
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crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.
Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer
by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019
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red crayon

your dog's red crayon is sticking out
by noneused June 17, 2009
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