crawkmitten

A smaller version of a crawkmit used for the removal of camel-toe

Check out the mounds on that camel-toe she needs to get herself a crawkmitten sharpish!

by Mendoza007 May 12, 2008

crawled out of the nest

A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.

The couple in the booth looked and smelled like they just crawled out of the nest.

by I AM KAFREEN January 12, 2010

crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

by Kid Ray September 25, 2006

LAN-Crawling

The act of searching the LAN (Local Area Network) for files or information. This can be done manually by browsing the network, or by using a LAN-utility to search automatically.

-Dude, connect to this guy "moron5", he has over 9000Tb warez shared!
-Who is that?
-idk, I found him while LAN-Crawling

by moron5 September 11, 2009

Appletini Crawl

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.

Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.

by Appletini Crawl Inventor February 1, 2014

Spill the Crawfish

When someone tells a bad joke with or without thinking about it.

Guys, I'm going to spill the crawfish!

Man, you just spilled the crawfish.

by Two Geese in a Pod July 24, 2023

crawlin' up the wall

laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting semen into your face, aka as a "self money-shot"

guy: hey, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin' up the wall...

by samurai samus March 12, 2010