Cralley

To crap in an alley.

Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!

by hotpeppers January 16, 2010

crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.

"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"

by TheMystic September 26, 2013

cralene

Wonderful and beautiful person. Funny and smart. Perky and spunky. Can budget anything. Best person to work long shifts with.

If you don’t have a Cralene, you should get one.

by LaborQueens October 5, 2017

Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017

crater island

n. A bowel movement so sizable that the top of the crap pile breaks the water’s surface in the toilet bowl.

Hey ma! You’re gonna have to plunge the hallway crapper, I just stopped it up with a massive crater island!

by Vermillion llama November 13, 2020

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

crotch craters

Herpes............ That is all.

Herpes is crotch craters

by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011