The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual

Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!

by Keyaun December 1, 2022

craigful

the feeling of being strong or muscular.

i did 500 push up today so i am feeling very craigful

by Lil mango man July 7, 2021

Craig

Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.

"Omg gurlll i just fuckked Craig and now i have a lung puncture, im legit dying rn."

by notcraigatall November 23, 2021

Craiged

To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.

Last night I got so craiged!

by Sabri Nation January 5, 2015

Craiged

The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.

I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.

Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!

by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009