by ahadhadh March 4, 2008
Get the cowsecks mug.A man with extravagantly luscious locks, which is reminiscent of a rat tail that forms at the tip of his ass crack. He got his name due to having extremely large cow like teeth. Cowteeth is a man who looks forward to being pegged.
Teeth man can often be located outside schools and play parks minding his business, braiding his pubic hair and playing sadistic games with his pubic lice, these games include 100mm sprint, hide and seek and practicing gymnastics. Teeth currently holds the regional records for the most obvious camel-toe. Teeth also has a vast amount of cock rot, also known as nob cheese, which he plants in various locations and is hoping that one day a dick tree will grow.
Teeth man can often be located outside schools and play parks minding his business, braiding his pubic hair and playing sadistic games with his pubic lice, these games include 100mm sprint, hide and seek and practicing gymnastics. Teeth currently holds the regional records for the most obvious camel-toe. Teeth also has a vast amount of cock rot, also known as nob cheese, which he plants in various locations and is hoping that one day a dick tree will grow.
by Btcoombes May 6, 2021
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by Nakiah Yo June 27, 2011
Get the Joe Cowen-Richards mug.A great concept band, with some moving lyrics and great riffs. Makes "Conecpt albums" like Pink Floyd's The Wall and they remind me of Rush.
Not only does there music tell a story, the lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, is writing an intricate graphic novel, revealing the story of Coheed and Cambria.
The members of Coheed and Cambria don't wish to be known as "That sweet emo band" or "that ace prog rock", they are just rockin out.
Synonym of: incredible, sweet, Jesus
Not only does there music tell a story, the lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, is writing an intricate graphic novel, revealing the story of Coheed and Cambria.
The members of Coheed and Cambria don't wish to be known as "That sweet emo band" or "that ace prog rock", they are just rockin out.
Synonym of: incredible, sweet, Jesus
Andrew: Man, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth is like the most Uber song.
Me: Yeah dude, Man your own jackhammer
Andrew: Man your battlestations
Me: You can't sing like Claudio Sanchez can.
Andrew: I know...
Me: Yeah dude, Man your own jackhammer
Andrew: Man your battlestations
Me: You can't sing like Claudio Sanchez can.
Andrew: I know...
by Robert, a big fan January 15, 2005
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Named for William Cowper, the man on whom it was discovered that a few drops of liquid form at the tip of his dick when it is aroused, and twas thought it might be a little something to leave the kids in the form of a legacy.
Named for William Cowper, the man on whom it was discovered that a few drops of liquid form at the tip of his dick when it is aroused, and twas thought it might be a little something to leave the kids in the form of a legacy.
One day in London, circa 1890, James Worthington, Thomas Haley, and William Cowper were just hanging out at the lab with their Starbucks Mochachinos, calculating the orbits of moons, looking through microscopes, and whatnot, when Haley jumped up and exclaimed, "Cowper, don't move! Stay exactly the way you are!"
Worthington had his eye on the microscope looking at some platelets, when he turned toward Cowper, who was stroking himself absentmindedly. This was nothing unusual in the course of things, but Haley rummaged through the flasks and vials, and found a long q-tip and a test tube, and stepped gingerly toward Cowper's member.
"What on earth are you doing, Haley?!" Worthington implored.
"Sshush, James! You'll scare it away."
Haley reached in, as if offering a perch to a hummingbird and gently dabbed the end of Cowper's manhood, giving the stick gentle half turns with each dip. "Alas, I have it."
Cowper was sitting as if in a stupor, and relaxed the hold on his dick. He was experimenting with a technique his colleague Jefferson Kegel had shown him, and so was a bit otherwise absorbed.
They placed the q-tip under the slide and each took a taste. "Hmmm, it's not quite jism, is it Worthy?"
"No, something different. Cowper's fluid is somehow unique."
"And so it is," Haley announced. "Henceforth this stuff from the end of Bill's nub will be called "Cowper's fluid."
There was much rejoicing and merriment, and the ladies brought in trays of whiskey and a violin was produced. A great celebration was had by all.
Worthington had his eye on the microscope looking at some platelets, when he turned toward Cowper, who was stroking himself absentmindedly. This was nothing unusual in the course of things, but Haley rummaged through the flasks and vials, and found a long q-tip and a test tube, and stepped gingerly toward Cowper's member.
"What on earth are you doing, Haley?!" Worthington implored.
"Sshush, James! You'll scare it away."
Haley reached in, as if offering a perch to a hummingbird and gently dabbed the end of Cowper's manhood, giving the stick gentle half turns with each dip. "Alas, I have it."
Cowper was sitting as if in a stupor, and relaxed the hold on his dick. He was experimenting with a technique his colleague Jefferson Kegel had shown him, and so was a bit otherwise absorbed.
They placed the q-tip under the slide and each took a taste. "Hmmm, it's not quite jism, is it Worthy?"
"No, something different. Cowper's fluid is somehow unique."
"And so it is," Haley announced. "Henceforth this stuff from the end of Bill's nub will be called "Cowper's fluid."
There was much rejoicing and merriment, and the ladies brought in trays of whiskey and a violin was produced. A great celebration was had by all.
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