courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005

courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007

Courtesy Reach Around

During male on male gay anal sex, the act of "reaching around" and giving your partner a handjob. This action is considered common courtesy and must be performed unless your partner specifically requests otherwise. Failing to do so is punishable by law in Montana, South Dakota, and New Mexico.

A courtesy reach around is the opposite of a "Spite Reach-around," in which the receiving partner is given a reach around despite specifically requesting to to have one.

While John was plowing his man-lover in the asshole, he decided to be polite and give a courtesy reach around.

I bet your the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

by Johnnymcdildoface June 29, 2008

courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

by akirafire June 27, 2008

courtesy run

while waiting to cross the road a kind motorist slows down and indicates you to cross: whilst the actual speed of the run across the road is the same as walking, the illusion of hurrying engenders a feeling of good will between motorist and pedestrian.

Friend A: What the hell was that?
Friend B: That was my courtesy run!
A: But it was no quicker than walking!
B: Yeah but it makes drivers feel better
A: Cunning
B: Like a fox!

by amberdog May 28, 2010

Courtesy Approve

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to approve their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy approve.

I had to courtesy approve her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Monica and I can't be havin Monica thinkin I'm a dick, cause she gonna be my baby momma one day. Gnome Sayin?

by Paddywack January 10, 2011