Courtus

Sex with the intention to marry. A combination of the words 'court' and 'coitus'.

Friend: Did you bang her last night?

Me: I dunno man, I really like her. It was more like courtus.

by BidoofIsKing April 18, 2017

Courtesy Perv

When a friend of the opposite sex (for heterosexuals) wears something slightly revealing or otherwise shows a bit of skin, and it would be rude or confidence destroying not to take a quick glance.

Claire just got changed on the bus, would have been rude not to give her a courtesy perv

by wontbudge June 26, 2015

Courtesy Splash

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.

Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.

by stuphat December 2, 2011

Courtesy Wipe

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Courtside Karen

Courtside Karen is a basketball term coined on February 1st 2021. It means any annoying ass bitch on the side of the court arguing with refs and or players.

Juliana Carlos is the original courtside Karen got kicked out of the Lakers vs Hawks game on the first day of black history month for being a dumb ass white bitch and trying to argue with Lebron James. MLk would have been proud.

by PleighboiRick February 1, 2021

courtside

Spending time in jail, being unable to participate in other criminal activities.

He was a grade-A slinger but got jacked up an' now he's courtside.

by Got His Shit Took May 26, 2008

Courtesy Cut

The second act of intercourse from a one night stand, typically in the morning.

When I woke up this morning, all I wanted was my courtesy cut and to get the fuck out.

I smacked her ass when I woke up to get my courtesy cut.

by Jlahey9 February 12, 2010