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by bobertdude October 8, 2007
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"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
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A play on the phrase tragedy of the commons. In the tragedy of the commons, each person tries to maximize their own benefit, and the end result is that everyone loses because of overutilization of limited resources. In the comedy of the commons, each person, while getting something for themselves, also (directly or indirectly) contributes back to the common good at the same time.
BitTorrent makes use of the comedy of the commons, since the more people who participate, the better the service gets.
by One Luther Blissett December 1, 2006
Get the comedy of the commons mug.An individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. Often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. A comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. This peculiar species of human has a diet consists of Burger King and can expell up to his own body weight in waste a day. See Tyrant
by beans555 November 24, 2009
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When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.
Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012
Get the common law girlfriend mug.Vivid and contemptuous description used in a wide range of ways to describe someone who is uncouth, has no class, no intellectual dexterity, emotional maturity, or spiritual insight all the way to down to being someone who is pretty much of no particular good use or value to forward thinking people.
This word is not race or class specific and does not rely or pedigree or upbringing. It's all about patterns of behavior and world view.
This word is not race or class specific and does not rely or pedigree or upbringing. It's all about patterns of behavior and world view.
"Man that Duck Dynasty guy is something else with all the stuff he says. Is that what all Christians believe and think?"
"Some of them do, but they don't get on TV and blast everybody around them as if they're common, like these 'tards do. It actually makes THEM look like the commoners".
"Some of them do, but they don't get on TV and blast everybody around them as if they're common, like these 'tards do. It actually makes THEM look like the commoners".
by Pedat Ebediyah February 3, 2014
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