Coronavirus

Real illness. Fake crisis.

This shelter in place order is too much. It’s coronavirus bullshit.

by NFLAMES666 April 8, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is a virus that causes people to go crazy and buy to much shit they don’t need and forces kids to do online school and not see their friends (but stay inside kids)

“the coronavirus drove the kids crazy as they wished to see their friends”

by stupidgirls862 May 16, 2020

Coronavirus

A deadly sickness that is easy to recover from but hard to battle

“My mom has coronavirus but she is getting better

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Coronavirus

A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.

My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.

Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.

by JmonDragQueen June 16, 2020

Coronavirus

The 2020 Oxford Children’s Word of the Year! Yes, that's right oxford actually put this word in a fucking CHILDRENS dictionary.

Oxfords definition: a type of virus that can cause pneumonia and other diseases in humans and animals

My definition: A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is an online school.

Synonyms: Corona, Covid 19, Covid, SARS-CoV-2, Hell, Death, Suicide note

The coronavirus is sending us to our grave

by AreYouReadingMyName March 1, 2021

Coronavirus

The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.

Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.

Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.

by Sephilin September 23, 2020